Fuck the Goddamn Europeans. Fuck them because now they want to mark every product made in the territories. Fuck them because they support BDS. Fuck them because they send their kid here to Israel, so that they can witness first-hand the evils of the Israeli “occupation.”
But most of all, fuck them because we Jews are here because of their oppression and discrimination, and finally, elimination of the Jews. Why the fuck do you think Jews are in Israel anyway? We were happy in Europe. We were professors, doctors, bankers, intellectuals. We had great cities: Vilna, Warsaw, and Frankfurt. We had beautiful synagogues and great Yeshivas. We could still be there, having a wonderful life. But their rabid anti-semitism made it impossible for us to live there. That’s why we had to come to this place in the middle of nowhere, with nothing but deserts and swamps. That’s why.
I got a great idea for the Europeans: let the Jews come back to Berlin, and to Warsaw. Give us back our homes. Give us back our businesses. Give us back our Yeshivas. We’ll go back and then the Palestinians can take our homes here. Then we won’t be occupiers anymore. Then all the Europeans can finally shut up and find a better cause.
Morris Eidelsberg 